I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
