Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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