its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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