we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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