I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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