i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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