so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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