Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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