That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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