1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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