Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm both gender and math confused
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