3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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