You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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