I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
