I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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