Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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