Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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