Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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