My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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