Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
