I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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