dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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