I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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