so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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