perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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