when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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