This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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