O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
