and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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