I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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