If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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