I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
