oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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