The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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