He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
worst night to have a conscience
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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