How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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