he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
In America we eat man semen.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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