BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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