Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
