he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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