Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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