before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How does one acquire holy water?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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