come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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