we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
This is classic penis vs brain.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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