Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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