Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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