haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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