My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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