So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
