He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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