the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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